June 4, 2009
Phuket International Fashion Week
May 1, 2009
What a racquet!
Just in………………..just in…………….just in………………..
Tue and Nu play badminton every evening just after work to stay away from swine flu!!!
Reinforced flooring required…….Reinforced flooring required…….Reinforced flooring required…..Reinforced flooring required..
Ambulance on standby……………Ambulance on standby…………………Ambulance on standby……………….Ambulance on standby
May 1, 2009
Ramble on….not by Zeppelin this time…
No sooner had I gone to the computer to put Sniffer’s blog on here than I received this from Jay Le Koi Carp:
Jay Le shark is getting his VW beetle done up and has no idea what colour to do it, any help?
I went to Paws the other day and I think more people should go there and help them out as they are doing a great job. Plus they have some great little puppies that need a good home along with some other dogs. Get down there and help with whatever you can.
The sex change that Mr Sniffer talks about is not totally true. Although it would be nice to have boobs for a day.
Why are all the DJ’s on 91.5 all say top of the hour and bottom of the hour. Move into the year 2009 you monkeys
Who are the greatest comedy double act ever?
Sniffer and Shark will be on TV soon
Did you here Sniffer’s interview with that lady, Raine Grady (or whatever), He was flirting like a flirty thing. Naughty boy.
It’s Dorrrrrris birthday soon, How old is he? See picture
May 1, 2009
News from under the desk..
I saw this note pinned on my noticeboard this morning and assumed it was meant for general publication:
1) The Man That Does Not Speak. Has Still Not Spoken.
2) DJ Doris is representing 91.5 FM in the upcoming Phuket Triathalon and Phuket Marathon.
3) Hair Bear (ie. Khun Nu) has offered to have his head shaved if DJ Doris is successful.
4) K. Tu thinks we’re all mad (and he’s probably right).
5) Jay Le Shark is hoping to get his sex change operation moved forward. Have been playing Neil Diamonds “Girl, You’ll be a Man Soon” for him of late.
6) DJ Sniffer is still a legend; as is DJT who is an older legend and therefore more of an icon with celebrity tendencies (See naff photo of DJT).
It’s all go at 91.5 FM. Keep listening. TimeWarp this week will be amazing – listen in to find out why!
April 24, 2009
Jay’s Jives about Sniffers’ Snipes!
WOW!! This is heating up……this is from the very hot keyboard of Jay Le Koi Carp(someone must be writing for him! Have you seen his scribble?)- Photo is of him on his last holiday in Butlins, Skegness.
Sniffer thinks we should have PhuketVision Song Contest – Great Idea and I can host it in a sequin encrusted suit. Blue.
Sniffer is reminding everyone that the only reason the Village Cricket Team were voted best team, is because they fielded 7 players in a 6-a-side competition – Unfair statement as I can not play cricket so I do not count as a player, therefore we did only have 5 players.
DJ Doris is only 40 this year (plus VAT) – agreed, however you forgot to add service charge
Sniffer firmly believes the Premiership Trophy will be at Anfield this season - really?
Sniffer also believes in fairies – me too and umper lumpers
In fairness, Jay Le Shark is living proof of the previous point – I feel it is totally unjust for Mr sniffer to use this term in a way to embarrass me and use it to cause me pain and hurt. He is just a big bully and I will grab my tutu and fairy dust and go back to never never land. Big posh brute.
Despite being a Liverpool Fan, Sniffer is cheering for Everton to win the FA Cup – Typical of a armchair supporter -I said that too!!
The F1 season has been as awesome as the weather, and is set to get better, proving that Le Shark knows nuffin’ about sport – wrong wrong wrong. Lets put all the drivers in a seat Ibiza 1.4 and then see who is the best driver rather than who has the best car. Its rubbish and a waste of money and its bad for the environment. Go buy a scalextric. Far more fun.
The Monday Morning Retro Breakfast Show is getting rave reviews – apparently everyone DOES love Transvision Vamp, Irene Cara and Starship. – have to agree with the big man. Great music if your stuck in the 80’s. Rubics cube anyone.
We did have 4 votes for tunes from the Beach Boys, but they were disqualified when it turned out that all 4 votes came from the same source. – Like the cast of Grangehill. Just say NO NO NO
April 24, 2009
Doris Dives in!!!
With all the flack flying around between Sniffer and Le Koi Carp I knew it wouldn’t be long before Doris stuck her oar in…
I agree with most things that are in the blog apart from some things,
thank you…………and hope to see you again sometime in the not too far distant future…
Anyone else want to join in?
April 24, 2009
Sniffer’s Snipes!!
No sooner had I received a message from Le Shark when this came hurtling in so fast to my email account that my computer shifted 6 inches to the left!!!
Sniffer thinks we should have PhuketVision Song Contest – Me too!! DJT & Doris agree too!
Sniffer is reminding everyone that the only reason the Village Cricket Team were voted best team, is because they fielded 7 players in a 6-a-side competition – 7players, two dogs and a big net!
DJ Doris is only 40 this year (plus VAT) – Not according to his birth certificate which can be seen in Appendix A of the Domesday Book!
Sniffer firmly believes the Premiership Trophy will be at Anfield this season – Cheap rental!
Sniffer also believes in fairies – We knew that. He talks to them incessantly!
In fairness, Jay Le Shark is living proof of the previous point – True
Despite being a Liverpool Fan, Sniffer is cheering for Everton to win the FA Cup – Fair Weather Supporter! Ha!
The F1 season has been as awesome as the weather, and is set to get better, proving that Le Shark knows nuffin’ about sport – He does! I’ve seen the back pages of the Sun open on his desk!
The Monday Morning Retro Breakfast Show is getting rave reviews – apparently everyone DOES love Transvision Vamp, Irene Cara and Starship. – Who?
We did have 4 votes for tunes from the Beach Boys, but they were disqualified when it turned out that all 4 votes came from the same source. – Oh no I didn’t!!!
Doris, your turn to have a go at someone! Join in when you’re ready everyone!
April 24, 2009
Jollifications from the JAWS of JAY
I mentioned to Le Koi Carp the other day that it was time we had one of his outspoken messages to the nation!! He obliged this morning with this:
The Eurovision show for the greatest chill out show in the world has been approved and now in planning stages watch this space for news on this!
The Village Cricket Team won best Phuket Cricket team at the international Six’s – There is only one cricket team on Phuket isn’t there?
DJ Doris is on a health kick and it’s his 47th birthday in 3 weeks – Dangerous news to spread around! Any ideas for pranks anyone?
DJ sniffer is upset that Liverpool are not going to win anything this season – or next season or the season after that….etc ad infinitum…
Chelsea make the FA cup final – They play football too right?
The F1 season is a joke and shows that its all about the car – Hasn’t that been the case since Shoemaker took over?
Shark Idol has had it’s last airing on the Sunday Afternoon Chill out as all of no people did a song for Sharky – I was just getting around to that!
New items in the pipe line are a surf report. (no beach boy music will be used) – Ah, I love the Beach Boys!!
Say thank you everyone for Jay’s jollifications!! Have something to say? Say it here!!!
April 23, 2009
Roy’s R Us!!
DJT did the Roy Orbison special today and we were treated to 2 hours of great music. The man was not only unique vocally but his writing skills were also pretty awesome. He told me that unfortunately he had to miss loads out because there was so much good music that Roy did. The show could have been 4 hours long!! DJDoris had previously been having a gremlin packed afternoon with the equipment deciding it wanted to do things differently today. Being the man he is though, he sorted it quite quickly.
Listening in to some conversations today I hear that there are great plans afoot for the station, keep your eyes and ears here. I’ll let you know as soon as I find out what’s going on.
If there is anything you would like us to do or cover then please do write in or call 08 9000 4040 and we’ll see what we can do. I’m beginning to sound like a DJ now. Maybe they’ll let me have my own show..Watcher’s Week…gossip, tittle tattle and sleaze!! I might play a lot of that 60s music that DJT likes. Sounds good to me.
April 18, 2009
Good on ya ‘Sport’.
Sniffer’s Sports morning goes from strength to strength. DJT told me he could keep up with the free practice for the F1 in China whilst on his way to the dentist by listening in!! Awesome! The Lions tour to South Africa is coming soon. I wonder what he’ll make of the Selector’s decision to just take the Welsh National team instead! ” The Under 8’s are the only good team in England now”! (DJT told me to say that!)
We’re on an energy saving push at the moment. He who does not speak has put signs up everywhere about switching off lights and stuff. We’re even switching off the fridges on a Sunday afternoon because Jay Le Shark is in the building and everything’s cool!!
DJT is so looking forward to his tribute to Roy Orbison on Thursday at 3.30 pm.
“Everybody has a favourite Roy Orbison song”. He told me. “I’ll be guaranteed to play everybody’s favourite on Thursday”. “Even the stars loved Roy. Here’s a couple of examples:
K.D. Lang: “A Midas to me both musically and Roy as a person. Deep and truly spiritual. He has forever influenced my life.”
Jeff Lynne: “First thing I ever heard of Roy’s was Only The Lonely. I was probably 13 or 14. I remember it giving me goose bumps, it was so different, I finally got a tape with all of his songs and then played it for five years nonstop.”
Mick Jagger: “From watching Roy, I learned how to sing a dramatic ballad.”
George Harrison: “Roy’s voice just came through the radio and touched part of you that other people’s didn’t reach.”
Bono: “He was a bit of magican. He was gentle and wise and as mysterious as his voice.”
TK has threatened a whopper of a show on Sunday night so make sure you listen. Wall-to-wall great Thai music, Carabao, LOSSO and all the greats.